Farming in the Nude: Naked Farmers on Tractors
Naked Farmers On Tractors Farming in the nude became a local fad after old mister Kuharchik bent over behind his big, red McCormick, while it was still idling. He attempted to clear away something that had wrapped around the PTO, the slowly spinning rod that supplied power from the tractor to the brush hog. He'd been farming his entire life and was well aware of the safety rules written for city slickers. Rule number one: turn off the dang thing before tinkering with spinning parts. Turning equipment off and back on again was a complete waste of time, he always said. Being it was a spring morning he wore a jeans jacket over the same red flannel shirt he'd pulled over his head, to avoid buttoning or unbuttoning it, that he'd worn every single day for the past month. His wife refused to allow him inside with that shirt, which she claimed should be fed to the pigs. In reaching down to remove the tangled mass of knotted weeds that was spinning slowly around the power...