Punching the Time Clock: Punching Out

Punching In

I watched an old movie that took place many years ago. It was before my time, save one familiar element: workers punching in for work, out for lunch, back in after lunch, then back out at the end of the day. The sound of a time stamp on an hourly worker’s time stub. Pick up your timecard from the OUT board, Punch In, Place the card on the IN board. Pick up your card from the IN board, Punch Out, place it in the OUT board. Punch In, Punch Out, Punch In, Punch Out, Punch In, Punch Out, Punch In, Punch Out. It was what hourly workers did to get paid. The checks were always a week later. They weren’t very much, after the deductions. But it was money. Spent already.

I recall that the purpose of timecards was to keep a worker honest. There were ways around it, such as punching a friend’s card for them, giving them more hours than they really logged. But never mind that. Making minimum wage and punching a card seemed somehow humiliating. It was just the way it was.

I thought back to those times when I punched the clock and can enumerate them. First, there was the Stokely Van Camp canning factory where I ran the depalletizer on the late shift, sending empty tin cans onto a line where the cans would be filled with, in this case, green beans. Punch In, Punch Out. Then there was the County Road Commission where I mowed Interstate 94 during summer break, I was mowing just north of Detroit in 1968, yes, then. Punch In, Punch Out. The single day I worked for the Public School District, I painted a classroom with off-white latex, then found a better job. Punch In, Punch Out. I had not made enough money to bother collecting the check. Punch In, Punch Out. I ran a draw bench at Mueller Brass, extruding copper rods as I set some kind of production record and ended up being knocked unconscious. Enough of that shit. Punch In, Punch Out. My final job at which I was expected to punch a timecard was a full fifty years ago, it was in a major art museum. This was the job at which J. Paul Getty’s two-thousand-year-old marble elephant crushed my left leg in three places. Punch In, Punch Out. Someone must have punched out for me that day. Punch In, Punch Out.

A boss never punches a clock. I found out why. I found out as a boss myself that the boss is always on the clock, unless he or she is foolish, silly, or lazy. Punch In. An hourly wage earner can punch out and forget about the job until the next day. A boss is always on the clock or had better be. Some folks who do not know imagine that artists and writers are always off the clock. No, they punch an invisible time clock. One artist, I know for a fact, keeps a time clock in his studio. He punches in and punches out, marking which artwork or artworks he worked on between punching in and out. He gives himself an hourly value and prorates each finished artwork at that rate, depending how much time was spent.

He underpays himself, but it is still somewhat better than minimum wage*.


*Assuming his dealer finds an art collector who wants the piece.

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